SPORT HORSE IS HERE

HELLO, NAME IS SPORT HORSE. CLAM BLOG PEOPLE ASK WHO KNOW SPORTS, AND GUESS WHO? SPORT HORSE DOES.

DEAR LADIES, IS SPORTHORSE SEXY FOR YOU?

SO NOW SPORT HORSE HAVE JOB RECAPPING LOCAL SPORT EVENTS AND CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HORSE HOUSE FROM FORECLOSURE. GOT FOALS TO FEED, SON.

SPORT HORSE WATCH BRUINS GAME 4 AGAINST MONTREAL AT HOME IN HORSE HOUSE. MY FRIEND DOG COME OVER WATCH TOO. HE NOT SAY MUCH, BECAUSE HE DOG, BUT HE CAN DECONSTRUCT A POWER PLAY. WE HAVE POPCORN AND MILLER LITE, BECAUSE I WATCH FIGURE. SO MANY PEOPLE THINK I LIKE BUDWEISER BECAUSE OF HORSES BUT THOSE HORSES ARE DOUCHEBAGS HONESTLY. SHOWOFF HORSES.

OK SO I WATCH LAST 3 GAMES IN SERIES FOR SURE, BRUINS DID GOOD FIRST 2, LAST ONE SUCKED BAD. THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IF U NOT FAN. WE ARE IN SECOND ROUND PLAYOFFS.

OKAY HERE GO FIRST PERIOD. NO SCORE IN FIRST PERIOD. SOME CHANCES BUT BRUINS KINDA JUST THERE NOT DOING MUCH. MANY TURNOVERS. OH BIG CHANCE BY REILLY SMITH AT END OF PERIOD BUT HE MISSES THE NET LIKE WHO EVEN DOES THAT GOD IT IS PLAYOFFS YOU DONKEY.

SECOND PERIOD NOT BAD. OH HERE IS POWERPLAY HALFWAY THROUGH GAME. SUBBAN YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO HOLD PEOPLE. AGAIN FOR MILLIONTH TIME BRUINS TOTALLY SUCK AT POWERPLAYING.  AW GEEZ ALMOST GOAL FOR HABS. MONTREAL GETS POWER PLAY, BUT THEY ALSO SUCKED AT POWERPLAYING. HUGE BREAKAWAY BY MONTREAL, BUT RASK JUST SITS THERE WITH GIANT BALLS AND STOPS IT.

SOMETIMES SPORT HORSE WONDER IF LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF THEY MADE HORSE SKATES. SPORT HORSE COULD HAVE MADE VARSITY SQUAD IN HIGH SCHOOL I BET. INSTEAD I TOLD TO DO TRACK AND FIELD. WHY, BECAUSE I HORSE I AUTOMATICALLY GOOD AT FIELD STUFF? THAT’S BIGOTED.

THIRD PERIOD UGH STILL NO SCORE. SOME BIG HITS WITH NO PENALTIES CALLED. MONTREAL IS NOT PHYSICAL AS BRUINS – NOT SURE WHY THEY WANT PLAY THAT STYLE HOCKEY. NOW WE GO TO OVERTIME AND I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.

OH HOORAY BRUINS WIN! MATT FRASER SCORES IN FIRST NHL PLAYOFF GAME HIS PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD.

GOOD GAME THIS WAS.

SPORT HORSE SIGNING OFF. ANYTHING QUESTION U WANT ASK, I ANSWER. LIKE MAIL BAG. FEED BAG. MAILFEEDBAG. SEND EMAIL TO ASKSPORTHORSE@GMAIL.COM. I AM HERE FOR YOU.