by: The Clamtributors
The GloHo
The Widow’s Peek
The Ho’s Nest
Gulls Gulls Gulls
Hot Tuna
The Golden Sea Cucumber
The Crab Trap
Pleasant Street T&A Company
The Happy Taco (Ed note: We are informed this already exists)
The Titz Hugh Lane House [edit: reader Rob Parsons
came up with this and we felt it was too good to pass up.]
And lest you think we could overlook the lucrative male stripper industry, we have:
The All-Buoy Review
Woodman’s
The Greasy Pole (obviously)
The Maple Wood
Man-Chester
Seaman’s
Expansion has always been part of the big picture, might just incorporate dodgy curries to boot.
There was a strip club that was called Sugar Magnolia which only played Grateful Dead music. (Googlefoo for the win.) Maybe that would work but the concept needs fine tuning. The club only lasted 24 hours because 28 minute lap dances caused an assortment of problems.
The wonders of googlefoo. Take a name from gloucester, add strip club and google it. Amazing how many strip clubs are named after local venues.
Captain Joe’s Pirate Cove Strip Club etc
“The Beauport-HoPort”. Also thinking “Nonni’s, by the Sea” would work too, uh, never mind that’s taken.
The (Gloucester) Clam Strips.
The Irreverent Moons. The Tideline. The Perfect Form (I think someone should open a gym or fitness center in Gloucester just to name it this).
I’ll pitch in on some good names for a strip joint:
Smell the Ocean…..Cod Piece….Cod Peace (yep)…She Shell…..Ocean Spray….Low Tide….Fisherman’s…..Whale Watch (wait for it)… Beautiful Industry……Thar She Blow…..Catch & Release…..High Tide….Smoked Fish (older crowd)…..The Live Well…..Sumpin Fishy….The Clam…The Gloucester Clam…..Ok, I’ll stop
Love it.
Coastal-
Merritimes
The Naughtilass
See Chest
The Pull Down
tech-
The Hard Drive
Warm Boots
Cache Memories
Older tech-
The Mother Bored
Photography-
Tiffs and Apps
Birdwatchers-
The Blue Footed Booby
stop me, he exclammed!